Tough Operation

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ¡°What are you in here for?¡±

The second kid says, ¡°I¡¯m in here to get my tonsils out, and I¡¯m a little nervous.¡±

The first kid says, ¡°You¡¯ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It¡¯s a breeze.¡±

The second kid then asks, ¡°What are you here for?¡±

¡°A circumcision,¡± the first kid answers.

¡°Whoa!¡± the second kid says. ¡°Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn¡¯t walk for a year.¡±

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